Robert has been evangelising again. I wonder if Christianity is like the pyramid schemes of AMWAY and Golden Products where the middle man, in this case Robert, has to build up a big customer base to shovel his shit product to in order to make profit.
In the late 1960s a cousin of mine, Neil, wanted to get rich quick and got into Golden Products. This was a pyramid scheme scam based on household cleaning products which were basically overpriced rubbish. Poor old Neil. against the extended family's warnings went ahead and signed up. He was given some grand title as a distributor, lots of certificates and a garage full of cleaning crap that proved to be perishable. All for the contents of his bank account bolstered by some borrowing. Of course Neil couldn't sign up any gullible sub-distributors, couldn't get any direct customers and for the next 10 years tried to give away the shit as birthday and Christmas presents.
Maybe Robert has a shed load of Catholic paraphernalia to go with his head-full of Catholic and Christian nonsense?
Here's Robert's latest post:
SOME CATHOLIC NONSENSE
And here (as no doubt he will delete this post and possibly the whole blog soon) is the transcript:
So what will heaven be like?
We'll go to heaven first in spirit. The body will follow later.
Then we will be in heaven body and soul like Jesus walking around on earth after His resurrection. Remember how he could walk through walls?
Heaven will not be a place just for saints.
You will have to work really hard not to go there and to get there to boot.
God "Please join me in heaven".
Person "No".
God "Please join me in heaven".
Person "No".
God "OK I'll ask you again later on".
Heaven will be like being at Sunday Mass forever.
There will be choirs singing. You will be singing too. Jesus will be part of you too.
Are you ready to sign up?
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