JESUS CRUST

 The Curmudgeon suggested using the eucharist (communion host) as a pizza base  in some comments on Richard's Bass Bag. He didn't get a reply on this from Richard but, it seems, that the idea was so shocking to Robert (Medievil Brother Rob) that he deleted all of his posts and might be in the act of deleting his entire blog. I'm not sure on this yet as he has gone incommunicado - probably at confession at his local church seeking forgiveness for associating with atheists. 

Anyway, I think that it's a great idea. The charm of the eucharist is in its bite-size portions. The taste leaves a lot to be desired but this makes it the ideal neutral base  on which to put some flavoursome toppings.

First, buy or secure some hosts. If you haven't got a connection to an atheist sacristan at a catholic secondary school then try a church. They usually keep these in a tabernacle which is a little box on the altar which looks like a microwave oven.

They generally are a bit dry so a quick spray of olive oil is recommended. Make sure that you get the coating right to the edges.

Proceed to top with whatever takes your fancy. The norm is a thin coating of a pizza sauce (can be bought from supermarket) followed by some grated Mozzarella cheese. Sliced salami, or tuna can be added along with olives and anchovies but hey - it's your choice.

The result will be yummy:

Here are some suggestions.

THE VIRGIN MARY

Basil pesto base covered with Mozzarella cheese.

THE JESUS CRUST

Heavy layer of tomato sauce.

Mozzarella cheese.

Small whole fishes.

Olives.

Dusting of Parmesan cheese.

THE GOD SPECIAL

Put on everything you have in the fridge, pantry and vegetable bin.

He invented the lot anyway.

SATAN'S REVENGE

Spicy tomato base.

Mozzarella cheese with sprinkling of a blue cheese.

Hot pepperoni slices.

Sliced chillies.

Anchovies.

Coriander (also known as Cilantro or 'The Devil's Weed'.

Extra chilli sauce.

ENJOY!