The Curmudgeon suggested using the eucharist (communion host) as a pizza base in some comments on Richard's Bass Bag. He didn't get a reply on this from Richard but, it seems, that the idea was so shocking to Robert (Medievil Brother Rob) that he deleted all of his posts and might be in the act of deleting his entire blog. I'm not sure on this yet as he has gone incommunicado - probably at confession at his local church seeking forgiveness for associating with atheists.
Anyway, I think that it's a great idea. The charm of the eucharist is in its bite-size portions. The taste leaves a lot to be desired but this makes it the ideal neutral base on which to put some flavoursome toppings.
First, buy or secure some hosts. If you haven't got a connection to an atheist sacristan at a catholic secondary school then try a church. They usually keep these in a tabernacle which is a little box on the altar which looks like a microwave oven.
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Why do you never close brackets when you use them?)*
ReplyDelete* that was an example
I'm an old aged pensioner. We have to make things last and not use them all up in one go - or is it different in the lower North Island?
ReplyDeleteYes, we use a thing called Correct Grammar.*
ReplyDelete* Robert uses a dialect from Petone
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DeleteOk let us run through it all again.
ReplyDeleteJesus created the universe and everything that exists, including the spiritual world. Adam and Eve and Satan were too proud so disobeyed Him. The only way to give us a hope of reclaiming our place at the side of Jesus was for Jesus to come to earth and die.
In the process He promised us Himself in the Eucharist so we could be with Him again as we were meant to be at the Garden of Eden.
No. He could have just given everyone another chance. That's what parents do. Gosh, he certainly didn't give an example of good parenting! What the fuck was he thinking? "The only way to fix this is to die on a cross!" Come on!
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