We have received separate notifications from the public relations officers for the interested parties in this event. All have confirmed that the well anticipated cricket match has been called off.
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GOD'S ELEVEN
"The threat of rain today means that regrettably the cricket match between God's Eleven and Satan's Eleven has been cancelled. We apologise for any inconvenience but wish to draw your attention to the fact that it is Sunday and that you'd be better off at Mass loving people."
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SATAN'S ELEVEN
"The forecast for blue skies and sunshine today is unfortunate. Regretfully the cricket match has been cancelled. See you down at the pub"
- Hope Hicks
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"Due to an unprecedented interest in my latest post the cricket match scheduled for today has been abandoned."
- The Curmudgeonly Luddite
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"If they all just had love the Cricketeers and Rugby advocates would want the other to win victorious. If we all just had love there would be no quarrels and hatred and would grasp grace meritorious.- Robert The SinnerLove, love, love."
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"Elitist pricks!"
- Richard (of RBB)
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Those wankers in heaven can't even see the bit of fun a game provides. They can stick their love, love, love up their arses.
ReplyDeleteMore fighting talk. I like it. I might have to reschedule the game once I've cleared out the shed. The rain has stopped again.
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