The first 'Most Ridiculous Bible Stories' post last week was very popular having gained 10 comments like these ones:
It would be remiss of me not to follow up with another and, who knows (maybe God?) this could become a regular series.
This week's ridiculous story is from Matthew 8:28 and is the one about Jesus and the demon pigs.
Jesus was taking a leisurely stroll through a demon-infested tomb when two violent heretics began flailing about in front of him. They sarcastically asked if the "Son of God" had come to torture them for being possessed.
Before Jesus could answer, a herd of pigs came thundering over a nearby hill. For some reason, the demons possessing the men pleaded to be allowed to enter the pigs. Jesus permitted this, but, soon after, the demon pigs were driven into the sea where they drowned!
People from the local town were shocked and they told Jesus to leave their land immediately. The moral of the story is: don't reject Jesus' teachings or he will drive your livestock into the sea and blame it on demons.
If you don't believe me and, believe me I wouldn't blame you, I have to tell that it's true. See here:
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